sometimes it all just sucks donkeys balls.

i want you to smell your armpits.
thats the smell of failure and its stinkin' up my office.
- sue sylvester, glee

somewhere id rather be

st james' park - london

when shit brings you down just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy
- me talk pretty one day

im going dumb

so while others have moments of intense self realisation mine is that im going dumb.
and while this is the case, others may argue that i was never really smart.
again, this may be so but there's always going dumber from not really smart which makes it an even more serious case of being very dumb.

looking forward to december. 

my happy place

so the blogger is back as i have yet again returned to what judes likes to call my "happy place".

and so for my faithfully non-existent audience this means many more rants and raves about lifes niceities and all things fluffy. expect some dodgy doodles and photos along they way as well - provided this lasts yet another phase.

so to kick it all off here's my cross-eyed friend from sunday.

i feel like im trying to swim through space in a big uncomfortable space suit.