bum days

i want to be reaquainted with wonki bum as well.
today is so a bum day.
one of those days where you wake up and hope that you have nothing else to do but sit at home, post stupid blogs and watch gay dvds that you've seen a million and one times while you eat dodgy food coz you cant be stuffed to cook it properly. you dont bother to wash properly and you sit around in your pajamas all day with your literally bed head hair with yesterdays wax still floating around in it somewhere.
ah wonki bum - where art thou?

tsubis

i want a pair of tsubis.
i compromised and bought a pair of lees.
but they're just not tsubis.
so is it the fact that they're just tsubis?
or do they actually "fit so much better".
either way the disturbing thing is that you bring them home and your brother fits into them just as well or maybe even better than they fit you and then he comments:
"dont they have ones that are more hipster?"

surprise visits

the most exciting thing about my days these days has to be the surprise visits i get occasionally by the few corporate bums i know who roam around the city.
but with them all on their christmas breaks - running around wild as they do - i wasnt expecting any for the next few days at least.
today was a bit of a surprise though.
i had a mega ahjumma come round.
and a little bit of an "ahnyong... ahnyong ahnyong" visit.
and a little chicken decided to fly by as well.

slow ass printer

waiting for my printer to print.
coulnt be going any slower.
got nothing better to do so telling the world how exciting it is listening to my printer.
sounds kinda like a donkey far away.
4 down.
12 more to go.

analyse this

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i want to see what you people think - the poeple responding on his blog are boring farts who i dont know.

bloggable?

nothing is bloggable.
i have been told it is because i am not spending enough time on the toilet.
maybe so.
but what good is the toilet.
unless you've got weird ass i-think-im-creative juices flowing through your system.
maybe mine are just flowing out with everything else im flushing down the loo.