wonki quiz

1. where do i live?

west ryde
meadowbank
melrose park


2. what was the name of my dog?

scooter
snoopy
lucky


3. what coffee do i drink?

skim latte
vanilla long black
long black


4. how long have i worked at gloria jeans?

3 years 6 months
3 years 3 months
3 years 2 months


5. what store do i work at?

pitt and park
sydney central plaza
cornucopia


6. which pattern am i currently obsessed with?

stripes
polkadots
checks


7. what were the last colours i dyed my hair?

blue and purple
pink and blue
purple and pink


8. what hair product do i use?

tigi
sexy hair concepts
sebastian


9. what hairstyle have i always wanted to try?

bob
shaved
mohawk


10. what book am i currently reading?

the fortress of solitude - jonathan letham
the gift of nothing - patrick mcdonnell
the picture of dorian gray - oscar wilde

(if i could draw an angry emoticon it would be here)

dont ever order and think you're so king shit that you can treat people like shit, order them around, scream at them and then tell them you're going to report them for doing such a shit job.
coz they will then hunt you down.
strangle you.
beat you till you're black and blue.
and then shove the bloody caramel up your ass.

meet mooraez

a sexified upgrade :)

meet chrae

sad but true i admit this brings me much joy.
not one of the best but still -
:)

judy turns 21

happy birthday to the most halmongoo 21 year old i know.
who will jan-so-li as much as your mum.
who will granny talk like shes been 65 all her life.
and drive in a similar fashion.
you're a champion dude.
:)

old school

i finally had my old school favourites download session.
im missing a million that i cant remember but i managed to find a few footloose favourites, some boom shake shake shake the room, ding ding ding di di ding ding ice ice baby, some very old 3T that im sure trish will remember, micheal jackson - definitely a favouite now and of course...
"just take those old records off the shelf....... i like that old time rock and roll!"

:)

herpes attack

let me clarify -
oral herpes.
little annoying sheckgi buggers.

the tragic tale of wonki

she goes to movies alone.
she sits at home like a bum.
she has an invincible car.

*written by a mate.

oh my golly gosh

i have never heard anyones view of marriage to someone of a different nationality be so absurd.
all i could do was laugh.
maybe at them but still i laughed.
it was rather insane.
maybe i should recommend them to be put into a straight-jacket and chucked in with a few other nutters.
i think they could fit in there.

ray

jamie foxx as ray charles.
he actually played.
wow.

niceties

i harrassed a few people for their opinion on what they thought were some of life's niceties.
dont know if ill use it for the original purpose i had in mind but thought id post up my pick - considering all their hard work and all.
cheers.

when something goes according to plan, like everyone turns up not only at the same agreed time, but also the same place.
good food.
sleeping until you 'naturally' wake.
taking your socks off at home after walking around all day.
a great dump.
going home after ur last exam or assessment.
eating fried spam with rice in water.
fingers wrapped around a hot coffee, with your warm breath forming clouds of white in the crisp winters air.
a hot shower/bed/cup of tea on a cold winter day.
clean crisp (warm) towels.
a heavy drug to knock u out when u're sick.
fresh air in the morning + the fog in the park + the cars with their lights still on cause it's still dark.
when you finally kill that whirring mosquito that has been keeping you awake.
in winter, cooking ur clothes on the heater and then putting em on.
sunshine.
having a drink of ice cold water on a hot day.
listening to your favourite songs when having a shower.
being indoors, snugged up with a hot drink on a rainy night.
getting a seat so you can sleep on the train on the way home from uni.
soft grass.
air.
the momentary cool breeze on a hot summers day.
when you see life growing out of life-less things like concrete, asphalt, brick etc.
watching the clouds change shape.
good live music.
good company.

what i might have said:
a good coffee (not that i really know what that is yet).
a good flick.
unawkward silence.
old school.

peekaboo

do you know the way to san jose.
da da di da di daaaaaaaa~

kill me

please.

mirae has offered to drug and then stab to death.
any better offers?
i shall consider.

bubble of denial

where everything seems ok.
but nothing ever is.
we hate it.
but never want to leave it.

herpes simplex virus.

2 days ago i slept 11 hours.
yesterday i slept 9 hours.
today i woke up with oral herpes.
i do not understand.